Is it worth the Money?

Ridiculous Classified Ad Exerpt:

"East Tennessee is a lively region of about 1 million people that features the nation's most visited national park, snake handlers, and abundant government corruption and incompetence. We helped build the A-bomb and gave birth to Dolly Parton and Chet Atkins."

Snakes, corruption, dental, and enormous breasts explosions? Sign me up.

Want Proof?

http://tinyurl.com/3p7j2z3

Proof. Because this is obviously serious journalism here at The New Adult Life. Who the heck is Chet Atkins...