The Top Five Apartment Dogs for Men

A real man has a dog. There is no question about that, but some of us live in apartments. There is no room for a righteous Great Dane or a loyal German Shepard. There are, however, so excellent options.

Most dogs that are suitable for an Apartment are classified as Small or Toy (extra-small). A lot of them seem a little bit sissy, and the truth is they are. So, which breeds can save you space and man-points. My entire existence in your life is to give you the top five.

Is it worth the Money?

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Proof. Because this is obviously serious journalism here at The New Adult Life. Who the heck is Chet Atkins...