Reminder from Mom Monday!

It's like you're Mom looking over your shoulder, but without the creepy overlord vibe. Oh, and it's written by a 23 year old man. So maybe a little creepy.

Welcome to the first ever Reminder from Mom Monday or as we like to call it Momday. No forget that momday sounds ridiculous. We all know we didn't leave the nest with all the life skills we needed. Our car broke down we called Daddy and if our sheets needed to be washed Mom was on speeddial. You did that yourself? Well...see you tomorrow I guess. No I am kidding. How do you think your parents learn all that neat how to live life stuff? The horrible truth is their parents threw them to the sharks. That's right, your sweet loving Grandmother kicked your Dad out without a basic life education. Or maybe they were good parents and taught them everything, but I doubt it. So what did you expect your parents to do give you a manual? You did? Well I guess we can write one for you. We'll call it Reminder from Mom Monday.

This week's Reminder from Mom: Shave everyday. Why you ask? Beards are awesome you say? Read on to find out.

Smackdown Saturday!

It's like professional wrestling for major retail chains...

Smackdown Saturday is easy to understand...for most people. I am going to compare two very similar businesses. How similar you ask? Yankees and Patriots similar. Richard Pyror and Mitch Hedberg similar. See what I'm saying? Well, like I said "most people". Like all of the weeklies there are some simple rules. One, I have to have been to both places at least three times and sampled a variety of their products. Secondly, I will tell you some strong and weak points of each. Last but not least, they have to be almost lawsuit worthy similar. I'll let you know which one is worth your time and New Adult budget. Want to hear my qualifications? Well, I can cook, eat, and go places. Also I am a jackass which is basically like having a PhD. in everything. Some of the chains won't be everywhere, so I will make liberal comparisons with national brands.

This week on Smackdown Saturday:



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